Emily Hartridge Explains 10 Possible Downsides Of Having A Threesome (Video)

7/1/13 5:05PM EST

Emily Hartridge explains 10 possible downsides of having a threesome Emily Hartridge Explains 10 Possible Downsides Of Having A Threesome (Video)

Do British people really have sex with the covers over their heads?

Uk Vlogger goddess, Emily Hartridge, is at it again. Only this time she’s explaining why having a threesome might not be the best idea.

Oh, Poppycock!

I must admit, she definitely brings up some key issues that I’ve never thought about. Let’s break them down for further inspection.

1. How to bring up wanting to have a threesome.

These are murky waters in any relationship. Always best to make sure alcohol is involved in this endeavor and don’t sound too serious. You always want to be able to say, “Just kidding!” if you don’t think she’s feeling it.

2. Who do you choose to be the third: Friend or Random?

As a guy this doesn’t effect you. Just get in, do your thing and get out. There’s not time to think about what happens afterwards.

3. How do you get it started once you’re all there?

Easy. Touch each others genitals.

4. What if there’s not enough room in the bed?

The floor is always an option.

5. With three people, how do you know who’s talking to who?

I can almost see what she means by this, but don’t think it’s much of an issue. Worst case scenario, you say lick my balls and you have one extra person licking your sack. Is that a problem?

6. What if two of the people end up hitting it off so well that the other gets left out?

You’re all presumably naked, right? If your feeling left out just get on in there and suck some nipples or something! Every little bit counts.

7. The comparison: What if the other girl is prettier, has bigger boobs, etc?

Again, that’s why alcohol is so important. It’s been scientifically proven to stop these kind of worries from occurring in people heads, at least for a while. Use it.

8. What if you can’t sexually please both women at once?

Total non-issue. You need to be very careful not to exert yourself too much during the threesome. You’ll need to save your energy for the next day when you’re getting high-fives from everyone that you tell.

9. What to do if you bump into the third person later in public?

Some of you may disagree with me on this, but I tend to cut the small talk and immediately go for the triple kiss.

10. What if you love having threesomes so much that regular sex doesn’t cut it anymore?

Duh, then keep having threesomes.

Know this, is in order to have a dynamite threesome you just need to get drunk and not focus on either girl’s pleasure. Also, do some homework and see if you can figure out if there aren’t any states out there that let you record sexual encounters on video without the participants knowledge or consent. There’s gotta be one. Probably Alabama. I hear it’s pretty jiggy down there.

 

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