IHOP Brawl in Memphis… One Girl Pretends To Be Dead (Video)
As one of our very own contributors Matt McCusker once so elegantly stated in his article regarding the IHOP White Trash Twerk Video; “there are no winners at IHOP. It’s just depression and pancakes.” This couldn’t be more true after watching this melee take place at an IHOP in Memphis, Tennessee.
I almost want to apologize for posting this, there are things seen in this video that you will never be able to unsee and to many unanswered questions, such as why was there a plethora of g-strings everywhere you turn? Why are women wearing dresses to IHOP? What could have possibly been the issue at hand that caused this scene? And is that girl really dead or is she just playing dead to get out of the line of fire?
I can’t answer all of that. But I can tell you that the skinny chick in the white dress should drop everything she’s doing with her life and start a career in the UFC. The only word to describe her in this heat of battle is “relentless.” To the lady in the leopard dress, why? Just why are you wearing that? And why is your ass taking up two thirds of my computer screen? You don’t need the late night IHOP, just go home and go to bed.
At the end of the day this is one hell of an entertaining two minutes and forty seconds of mayhem. And in the end, isn’t that all we really want out of an IHOP brawl video?
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