Student Writes About Sprite, Aces Shakespeare Midterm

5/3/14 2:02PM EST

Student Writes About Sprite Aces Shakespeare Midterm Student Writes About Sprite, Aces Shakespeare Midterm

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This student knows his Shakespeare… at least, as far as his teacher is concerned. This midterm essay on Othello and Romeo and Juliet marks an intuitive understanding of the master of iambic pentameter’s works. Then, it turns into an intuitive understand of the merits of Sprite vs. Sierra Mist. Most importantly, note the grade this kid gets for knowing just exactly how much of his essay his teacher will actually bother to read. Glad that teachers’ attention spans are matching those of their students in the information age.

 
 

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