Tantric Dry Humping Manual Teaches You How To Get Down Without Getting It In (Video)

7/3/13 2:29PM EST

tantric dry humping Tantric Dry Humping Manual Teaches You How To Get Down Without Getting It In (Video)

I can definitely look back on my life and say that I have done my fair share of dry humping. I can recall the overpowering mix of designer fragrance, the taste of Winterfresh gum, hands touchings bodies and braces touching braces… all with the sword of possible parental persecution dangling over my head. I actually kind of miss it.

But now I don’t have to. All thanks to (self proclaimed) world renown sex expert, Jaiya. In her new instructional video series, “A New Angle On Sex: Positions, Pillows, & Pleasure,” Jaiya shows us tricks like “slowing down and pelvic-rocking, as well as “touch skills.” She offers both explicit and non-explicit versions of her video. You know, for the good people out there who want to learn more about sex but don’t want to see any nudity. All in all, Jaiya claims that her mission is to simply eradicate sexual shame.

Which isn’t a bad thing, but I think I’ll pass. I like my sexual shame just the way it is. Besides, I wouldn’t want all those years of Catholic education going to waste…