This Is The Fanciest Feast You’ve Ever Seen On The N Train (Video)

4/18/14 10:44AM EST

Perhaps the second smelliest thing (okay, maybe third) you’ve ever gotten a whiff of on the subway, this man shucking oysters clearly couldn’t wait to get home to slurp up his seafood. Disregarding that the N trains is one of the last places I would want to eat oysters, perhaps this guy could have at least considered his fellow passengers when he started unleashing that oyster stank. Oh well, it’s New York — what else can you expect?


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