This Is What Every Celebrity Commercial Sounds Like (Video)

5/8/14 3:34PM EST

This unbelievably hilarious and apt parody reflects on just how celebrities are used to sell us… stuff. Cue some sparkly, inspirational background music while showcasing impressive, crowd-filled venues and BAM, you’ve got the classic format for a celebrity commercial.

“Jay Sean” recaps the formula perfectly in just thirty-two seconds. First prize goes to whoever can spot what the heck this “celebrity” is advertising before the surprise ending (and second goes to the person that can think of a better way for celebrities to feature in commercials).