Tindergarten App: Welcome To Your Next One-Sandbox Stand

3/10/14 6:02PM EST

Tindergarten App Welcome to Your Next One Sandbox Stand Tindergarten App: Welcome To Your Next One Sandbox Stand

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Since children under the age of seven needed a more efficient way to get a playdate, the popular “dating” (read: “fucking”) app, Tinder, has decided to introduce its easy swiping to the next generation in the form of Tindergarten. In a world where children have learned to master the iPad long before their parents understood the new meaning of “posting to a wall,” it makes sense that children no longer need rely on their caregivers to set up playdates.

(Don’t worry! Read between the lines: Tindergarten is “coming hopefully never to the App Store and Google Play.”)

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