Okay, this is some 101 type shit right here. Gameplay at its most basic.

Being nice to a girl is for suckers.

Now obviously, I’m not talking about a girl you’re in a long-term relationship with. If you’ve gotten to that point with someone and you still can’t do something nice for her from time to time, you should seriously reconsider what it is you’re looking for in a relationship. This is a short-term strategy only, but it works really well.

And for God’s sake, don’t confuse “not being nice” with “being a dick.” That’s just stupid. Sure, it may work on some girls from time to time, but those are usually the ones who end up being a lot more trouble than they’re worth. No, you don’t want to be aggressively mean towards women. Why would you want to do that, anyway? You like women, don’t you? Of course you do.

This is about attracting them. And chicks dig the bad boy, right? Of course they do. Always have, always will. They can’t help themselves. They’re drawn to a bad attitude the same way you’re drawn to a nice pair of tits. Facts are facts. So instead of bitching and moaning about how girls don’t want a nice guy and letting it turn you all cynical and shit, start figuring out how to use it to your advantage. It’s really not that hard.

See, guys are overly nice to beautiful women all the time. And it’s not that they don’t appreciate all the jokes and compliments and all that shit—they do, but it doesn’t turn them on. What turns them on is confidence.

You can project that confidence in a variety of ways—and you should, but in those early conversations, you’d be surprised by how quickly you can gain the upper hand with a couple well-placed little putdowns like “you have a really annoying laugh,” or “those are the biggest feet I’ve ever seen.” It disarms her and gives you the upper hand and they find that shit irresistible. It sounds crazy and I’m sure there are some women out there calling bullshit right now, but I swear it works. If it didn’t, we wouldn’t do it.

See, women like what they think they can’t have. If you throw yourself at her and make it obvious that you’d give your left nut to sleep with her, there’s no quicker way to lose her interest. On the other hand, if you can communicate that you don’t give a shit about her either way, then she’s going to be crazy about you.

See, the more things change, the more they stay the same. No matter how tough or forward-thinking a woman is, she still wants a guy who takes charge right from the beginning.

But look, if you’re doing this right, you both know you’re playing a game. If you can’t do this sort of thing with a wink and a smile, you should probably find another method. It’s all about having fun, okay fellas?