This video comes to us from where else but Alabama, where football is king. Surely Nick Saban has already seen this clip and is working on finding out who this Johnny Football mini-me is, because we don’t know the kid’s name yet. Just watch the video:

The running backs lined up in the backfield either don’t know how to block an opponent or are allergic to hitting the other team: they literally just stand there and watch while this future star quarterback makes his own room to run by destroying everybody against him. Way to go kid! Roll Tide!

Joe Long

Joe has been to Cooperstown once, but never NYC. As a broke college student, it doesn’t look like that will change for a while. In the meantime, he will use his extensive couch-potato skills and Wall-Street outsider perspective to bring loyal readers small doses of insanity every day. In return, he fully expects every reader to mail him gold coins. So, get on that.

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