I lack the words to explain how ridiculous this building is. $68 million for a glorified locker room? Oh, never mind. There’s a lot more to this building than the locker room.

For instance, this 22-seat room is “The War Room.” Unlike actual war rooms that are used to oversee actual wars, this one is used for… uhh… football stuff.

Ah, here’s a functional space. The weight room. This is where players put the most work in, gettin’ their pump on. No need for frills here. Except for a “Brazilian hardwood” floor. (P.S. Don’t Google Brazilian Hard Wood. Shit gets weird. I’m lying. I didn’t google it. But it’s probably not a good idea.)

The lobby includes SIXTY FOUR FIFTY-FIVE INCH FLATSCREENS. Because that’s a reasonable thing to spend money on.

The locker rooms look like some Star Wars Death Star-type shit. Is this football or sci-fi? Either way, it’s a ridiculously expensive locker room. Cool, I guess.

This is a “hydrotherapy pool.” Oh good, Oregon gave their players a nice cold tub/hot tub to help their players train. Except this one is just for the coaches. Wait, what?

Here’s a shot of the building’s exterior. Overall, this “Football Performance Center” is awesome inside and out. Is it necessary? Hell no. Is it jaw-droppingly kick-ass? Yes.