One of the NBA’s most infamous bad boys, Dennis Rodman, happens to be pals with Kim Jong Un, the despotic ruler of North Korea. Reports are out today that The Worm has once again visited Pyongyang. Supposedly, Rodman is visiting to try and negotiate for the release of Kenneth Bae, a Korean-American who is currently imprisoned over there. America says that Bae is a harmless missionary, North Korea says he is a foreign spy who was trying to overthrow the government. North Korea refused to meet with an American envoy, so instead, we’re sending Rodman. The 29-year-old ruler of the secretive country is a huge basketball fan, so maybe Rodman can talk him into releasing Bae.

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Joe has been to Cooperstown once, but never NYC. As a broke college student, it doesn’t look like that will change for a while. In the meantime, he will use his extensive couch-potato skills and Wall-Street outsider perspective to bring loyal readers small doses of insanity every day. In return, he fully expects every reader to mail him gold coins. So, get on that.

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