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Getting drunk is unbelievably fun. Talking without second thought, dancing to Lady Gaga sans the psychic sting of deep inner shame. However nothing is free and at some point we all must pay the alcohol piper. Honestly if it weren’t for hangovers I’d be hammered all the time.

This young man (I’m guessing gender based on handwriting) was feeling so shitty that he couldn’t even face a pizza man. Which is odd because delivery guys are usually too stoned to really care about people being hungover. If anything he would have invited this ailing party animal into his Subaru Legacy to smoke a bowl and listen to a bootleg copy of a live Phish show that sounded like it was recorded with a cell phone.

I guess I’d have left the note too now that I think about it.

Matt McCusker

Matt is a writer and sometimes comedian and mixed-martial artist. He graduated from Drexel University in 2009 with a degree in international business. He enjoys the company of his wife and two Akitas in his humble South Jersey abode.

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