If you wanna go and take a ride wit me, eat a bowl in the back of the Benz-y, oh why must I feel this way? Must be the honey! No, seriously: this Honey Nut Cheerios commercial features Nelly. And the tagline “Must be the honey!” Hey General Mills: the year 2000 called, they want their chart-topping rap artist back.

This commercial is all kinds of suck. “We need to sell more Honey Nut Cheerios! Who are the kids listening to these days? Let’s get Nelly in on this action. Oh, and let’s throw some auto-tune in there. Why not?”

Joe Long

Joe has been to Cooperstown once, but never NYC. As a broke college student, it doesn’t look like that will change for a while. In the meantime, he will use his extensive couch-potato skills and Wall-Street outsider perspective to bring loyal readers small doses of insanity every day. In return, he fully expects every reader to mail him gold coins. So, get on that.

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