The Hannibal Cavemen of Hannibal, Missouri are a “collegiate summer prospect team,” meaning they likely pay their players in all-you-can-eat hot dogs and soft pretzels, and a free fireworks show after the game.

Cavemen shortstop Mattingly Romanin was rewarded for his nearly free labor with a ferocious kick to the dome. Not only did Romanin suffer the indignity of wearing a jersey that looks like a dairy cow (or is it urban camouflage? Hard to tell. Let’s just call it cowmouflage. GET IT? HAHA), he gets the joy of having this video on the internet forever.

Oh, and he’s Canadian too, according to his Twitter bio.

i feel like i got kicked in the face yesterday, oh wait….

— Mattingly Romanin (@MRomanin2) July 21, 2013

Why isn’t anyone asking Romanin the tough questions? Example: “How did you not see the guy with a parachute barreling down on you?”