20 Lessons We’ve Learned From ‘The Wolf Of Wall Street’ Trailer
Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, “The Wolf Of Wall Street” is set to premier November 2013. It’s directed by Scorsese, it’s starring Leonardo Dicaprio and it’s full of big-time actors. Judging from the preview, this movie looks like it’s going to be awesome.
Here’s a list of twenty things we learned from the trailer here at Wall Street Insanity.
1. Always throw a mimosa into your bushes as you walk out of your front door. You never know who might be watching.
2. Matthew McConaughey is totally out of his mind.
3. Make your employees worship you.
4. A yacht without wicker rocking chairs is just a big boat.
5. Microphones are made to be screamed into.
6. You can always hold the phone with your shoulders if you need to aggressively punch the palm of your hand.
7. If you’re going to tape money to hot chicks, do it right. Hire a guy with a proper fu manchu.
8. This is the only time where it is okay to take orders from someone.
9. Try to remain casual when the feds come up onto your yacht.
10. But always throw an expensive lobster at them when they leave.
11. If you’re ever counting large stacks of $100 bills, make sure that everyone can see you.
12. Always keep your employees entertained.
13. If you’re throwing a pool party and it doesn’t look exactly like a rap video, then you’ve done something wrong.
14. Safety deposit banks are great places to hide illegal money.
15. Always cut people off when you’re driving a Lamborghini. They already hate you anyway.
16. Always make sure that your midget is wearing a helmet.
17. If you order a marching band to come to the office party, strip them down into their underwear.
18. If people circle you while you’re on the dance floor, you better break it down.
19. Never pour your own drinks.
20. Always flex your muscles when your shirt’s off. Especially when girls are around.
Watch the trailer below: