Living in Los Angeles is an adventure. Finding a decent apartment is like a treasure hunt, the traffic will test your sanity, you can never find parking and you might have to promise away your first-born son in exchange for half a tank of gas. But nothing about Los Angeles causes more stress and anxiety than the dating scene.

If you’re looking for love in the City of Angels, best of luck to you, my friend. If you’re just looking to get laid… well, that might be even tougher. But if you do manage to land a Los Angeles girl, there are a few things you should know about her.

1. She’s Not As Slutty As She Looks

Even though she’s got a tongue ring, a high-riding thong and a see-through shirt that showcases her tramp stamp, it takes a surprisingly high number of dates to finally get her in the sack.

2. Her Father Pays Her Credit Card Bill

She wants what she wants and she wants it right now. She’s going to get it one way or another, so daddy has little choice in the matter. Whatever it takes to keep his girl off the pole.

3. If There’s One Car-Length Between Vehicles, She Will Fill It

Sometimes, not even that much room is necessary. If it’s close, she’ll just muscle her way in and then flip off the guy who has to slam on his brakes to avoid getting hit.

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