Before the red rockets could glare or any bombs burst in the air, “Jimmy Kimmel Live” took it to the streets to assess how patriotic the children of our country really are. These young Americans retell the remarkable tale of our country as we know it today and they don’t leave out any details. Through them we relive the exciting story of how Quincy Jones wrote the star spangled banner soon after we gained our independence from a group of Canadian monkeys and therein formed the “states and the uniteds”

Midway through the video my lighthearted chuckles ceased with the realization that: I wouldn’t have done any better! I would have crashed and burned harder than any of these kids.

‘Merica. God bless it.

Matt McCusker

Matt is a writer and sometimes comedian and mixed-martial artist. He graduated from Drexel University in 2009 with a degree in international business. He enjoys the company of his wife and two Akitas in his humble South Jersey abode.

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