Image via EA Sports/YouTube screenshot

The NFC West is no longer the candy-ass runt of the NFL: San Francisco and Seattle is a knock-down-drag-out rivalry that now has serious playoff implications every time the two teams meet. There is no love lost between the 49ers and the Seahawks, but the two teams’ quarterbacks agreed on a bet, mediated by EA Sports: whoever loses the 49ers-Seahawks game on Sunday Night Football has to shave an eyebrow off.

Colin Kaepernick had to face the razor after Sunday night, seeing as how his 49ers lost 29-3 at CenturyLink Field.

(Yes, the video is fake. EA Sports is your leading provider of NFL video games and simulated wagers between NFL players.)

Joe Long

Joe has been to Cooperstown once, but never NYC. As a broke college student, it doesn’t look like that will change for a while. In the meantime, he will use his extensive couch-potato skills and Wall-Street outsider perspective to bring loyal readers small doses of insanity every day. In return, he fully expects every reader to mail him gold coins. So, get on that.

More Posts