First rule about Wing Zone is we don’t talk about Wing Zone. Unless somebody breaks in. Then you grab the weapon and chase him out the door. You then take ten paces back so you can run at each other and give each other an air hug. Be careful it’s not a chest bump because that would be too cool. Ahh, I’m just hating on these guys. I’d have been chest bumping, air hugging, moonwalking… you name it. I could only dream about getting some workplace attack action like that.

Matt McCusker

Matt is a writer and sometimes comedian and mixed-martial artist. He graduated from Drexel University in 2009 with a degree in international business. He enjoys the company of his wife and two Akitas in his humble South Jersey abode.

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