Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the best soccer players in the world. But, the guy sucks at moving a ball using his arms. It’s a good thing the throng of people behind the plate were paying attention.

Based on the large amount of product in Ronaldo’s hair, I’m gonna go out on a limb and suggest that dude was trying to slick the ball to get more movement. Not one to accept massive failure, Ronaldo’s request for a second attempt was granted. The Real Madrid ball-kicker noodle-armed his second pitch, too, but at least he got it over the plate. Golf claps all around.

Joe Long

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