Image via Twitter/DennysDiner

After an uneventful first half, the second half of the BCS National Championship Game at the Rose Bowl was a roller-coaster, with several lead changes and explosive plays. Unfortunately for the #2-ranked Auburn Tigers, they would not leave Pasadena with the trophy. Heisman winner Jameis Winston engineered a pretty solid 4th-quarter comeback (but getting a 100-yard kick return touchdown from fellow freshman Levonte Whitfield had a lot to do with it.) Perhaps realizing that they will always be second fiddle to Waffle House in the South, Denny’s took a chance after the game to take a jab at Auburn fans.

If it’s any consolation Auburn fans, there are 47 chances to win on the way home. #BCSChampionship #BCS pic.twitter.com/2HZbH3kpsY

— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) January 7, 2014

So, there’s 47 Denny’s restaurants between Pasadena and Auburn. I’m not too sure that Denny’s management wants to give such a detailed map of their franchises to a bunch of disgruntled SEC fans, but oh well. I’ve always been more of an IHOP guy, anyway.

Joe Long

Joe has been to Cooperstown once, but never NYC. As a broke college student, it doesn’t look like that will change for a while. In the meantime, he will use his extensive couch-potato skills and Wall-Street outsider perspective to bring loyal readers small doses of insanity every day. In return, he fully expects every reader to mail him gold coins. So, get on that.

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