In Ecuador, Soccer players resolve their issues by biting one another. In England, they wait until the ref turns his back and then they pull the other guy’s pants down.

That is Gary Roberts of Chesterfield Football Club de-pantsing Russell Helm of Cheltenham. To be fair, Helm had it coming. Roberts is trying to put the soccer ball down just so, and Helm comes in and taps it away while the ref has his back turned. Roberts simply would not stand for this disgrace, and had to take drastic measures. The best part is Helm has to be told by the ref to pull his shorts back up.

Joe Long

Joe has been to Cooperstown once, but never NYC. As a broke college student, it doesn’t look like that will change for a while. In the meantime, he will use his extensive couch-potato skills and Wall-Street outsider perspective to bring loyal readers small doses of insanity every day. In return, he fully expects every reader to mail him gold coins. So, get on that.

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