Hold On To Your Helmets, New Vibrating Bicycle Seat Is On The Market


The naughty UK retailer, Sexshop365, recently unleashed a new bicycle seat for women. The “Happy Ride” works through a powerful vibrator embedded into the seat and attached by a wire to a hand-held remote. You simply adjust the vibration setting of your choice, and off you go.

Best of all — batteries are included.

Claire Bowden, owner of the shop, says exercise sex toys are popular right now due to a growing passion for cycling (10 percent of adults are bicycle commuters and bike-riding is the second-most popular outdoor activity) and the “50 Shades Of Grey” phenomenon that has put people more in tune with erotic side. “It was only a matter of time before the two were combined to make your daily cycle even more pleasurable,” says Bowen.

The pleasure-seat costs $37 and, thankfully, can be turned on and off with the switch of a button.

Now, I don’t want to be the guy who pees his pants at the party, but doesn’t this seem a bit dangerous? Women, riding what are essentially Sybian machines, probably shouldn’t be merging into traffic. Besides, who wants to ride a bike or exercise after having an orgasm? Not me, that’s for sure. Though maybe I’m just getting old and cranky.