Just a piece of advice: If a guy wearing a cut-sleeved “Broad St. Bullies” shirt asks you to put your face up to the end of a leaf blower with a camera attachment, you should probably decline. Unfortunately for her, this bodacious blonde has never been able to seek the wise council of such a sage like myself.

I hope she’s not allergic to gluten…

Matt McCusker

Matt is a writer and sometimes comedian and mixed-martial artist. He graduated from Drexel University in 2009 with a degree in international business. He enjoys the company of his wife and two Akitas in his humble South Jersey abode.

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