2012 NFL Defensive Player of the Year J.J. Watt is a freak athlete. Everyone knows that. Clearly the guy has been training to become an even freakier athlete. 6’5″, 290-pound men should not be able to jump this high. The Texans defensive end batted down 16 passes at the line of scrimmage and tallied 20.5 quarterback sacks in the 2012 season. On September 9th, the Texans face Philip Rivers and the rest of the San Diego Chargers, who are likely scared out of their minds.

Joe Long

Joe has been to Cooperstown once, but never NYC. As a broke college student, it doesn’t look like that will change for a while. In the meantime, he will use his extensive couch-potato skills and Wall-Street outsider perspective to bring loyal readers small doses of insanity every day. In return, he fully expects every reader to mail him gold coins. So, get on that.

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