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The NBA is truly trying to sell you anything and everything. This new business venture is right up there with T-shirt jerseys on the stupidity scale: Players’ heads in the shape of USB flash drives. Okay, there really is no proof the NBA is selling these yet, but someone went ahead and made one for James Harden, even though he can’t sing worth a shit. It is awesome.

So sneaky. Remove that epic beard and you’ve got the most unique flash drive in the world. God bless America. I’m so fortunate to live in a country where someone, somewhere has the time to make James Harden flash drives instead of being forced to spend all day foraging for food and potable water. U-S-A! U-S-A!

Joe Long

Joe has been to Cooperstown once, but never NYC. As a broke college student, it doesn’t look like that will change for a while. In the meantime, he will use his extensive couch-potato skills and Wall-Street outsider perspective to bring loyal readers small doses of insanity every day. In return, he fully expects every reader to mail him gold coins. So, get on that.

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