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The Jets fan in the following video took a swing at a small blonde woman on Sunday at MetLife Stadium. According to the New York Daily News, 38-year-old Kurt Paschke is a Long Island bartender. Paschke is apparently a huge Jets fan who owns his own Jets “fan bus.” Sporting a Wayne Chrebet jersey, Paschke appear in this video uploaded to YouTube, hitting a woman with a right hook.

This isn’t Paschke’s first run-in with the law. The bartender did 3 years in prison after admitting to stabbing a teen to death during a fight back in the ’90s, the Daily News reported. What a classy guy.

Image via Facebook/Kurt Paschke

Joe Long

Joe has been to Cooperstown once, but never NYC. As a broke college student, it doesn’t look like that will change for a while. In the meantime, he will use his extensive couch-potato skills and Wall-Street outsider perspective to bring loyal readers small doses of insanity every day. In return, he fully expects every reader to mail him gold coins. So, get on that.

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