Forget taking an epitomal roll in the hay, now you can take a real roll in the paint with that special someone. South African artist Jeremy Brown has developed a new self-expression product, the do-it-yourself Love Is Art kit. For as little as $60, wannabe abstract artists or sexual adventurers can purchase a kit complete with a specially treated canvas, washable paint, a plastic tarp, disposable slippers and a body scrubber. Couples merely need to douse one another with paint and get it on. When finished, a work of art, forever capturing their kinky escapade, is ready to mount (no pun intended), frame and hang on the wall. Of course, you may want to think of an alternative inspiration behind your newest creation to tell friends when they ask where you found the fabulous piece (again, pun unintended). That is, if your finished product doesn’t end up looking like splattered body parts and tell its own story, which is certainly a possibility.

Brown actually conceived the product after a friend complimented a painting he made during a sexual romp. When he told her how the painting was made, she requested a kit to make one with her husband. Customers can choose from various paint colors and textures, and prices range from $60 to $110.

Samantha Lile

Samantha Lile is a 2002 Missouri State University graduate of journalism and mass media. She has served as a reporter and editor for various newspapers throughout her journalism career. She made the leap into writing full-time after working for a major financial institution since 2000.

Because of her banking background, Samantha is knowledgeable in finance reporting, but is also strong in commentaries, personal profiles, youth studies, horticulture, history and entertainment-related works.

Samantha lives in Ozark, Mo. with her husband of nine years, four dogs and two cats.

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