When you hear the sportscaster yell “OOOH! INCREDIBLE!” you just know that something crazy went down. Unfortunately, I have no idea what the other words are. It’s days like today I wish I paid more attention in Spanish 1. But, something tells me that even if I knew Spanish, I’d have literally no chance of ever comprehending what they’re saying so damn fast.

This clip is from last night’s CONCACAF Gold Cup action. El Salvador topped Haiti, scoring the only goal of the match. However, the game could have gone much different. Watch:

This looks more like a drunken FIFA 13 match than a soccer match between two national sides. The poor guy will never live this down (both of them).

Joe Long

Joe has been to Cooperstown once, but never NYC. As a broke college student, it doesn’t look like that will change for a while. In the meantime, he will use his extensive couch-potato skills and Wall-Street outsider perspective to bring loyal readers small doses of insanity every day. In return, he fully expects every reader to mail him gold coins. So, get on that.

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