Poppin’ tags.

For forty years (2-score) Dale Irby has been molding young minds in the greater Dallas area.

Just a simple man living a simple life.

At least until The Dallas Morning News up and checked this man’s fresh, exposing the fact that Mr. Irby has been rocking the same dog-shit brown sweater vest for the past forty yearbook photos!

News people of Dallas, hear me when I say, “Leave this great man alone.” He has done nothing wrong to you. For all you know D. Irby could have forty different sweater vests, all folded neatly under his bed…

Matt McCusker

Matt is a writer and sometimes comedian and mixed-martial artist. He graduated from Drexel University in 2009 with a degree in international business. He enjoys the company of his wife and two Akitas in his humble South Jersey abode.

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