The NHL season ended in June, but don’t worry, hockey never stops in Russia. Enough words, just watch this video already.

Holy shit. Not only does this guy twirl like a figure skater towards the goalie, he does it all while keeping the puck stationary on his stick. At just the right time, he launches it top-shelf into the net, and the goalie was left frozen in his tracks. Can we please talk about the alarm that rang after the goal was scored? It sounds like they borrowed that thing from a Soviet missile bunker.

Joe Long

Joe has been to Cooperstown once, but never NYC. As a broke college student, it doesn’t look like that will change for a while. In the meantime, he will use his extensive couch-potato skills and Wall-Street outsider perspective to bring loyal readers small doses of insanity every day. In return, he fully expects every reader to mail him gold coins. So, get on that.

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