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Baltimore Orioles center fielder Adam Jones (not to be confused with Cincinnati Bengal Adam “Pacman” Jones) got the most bad-ass birthday cake you’ll ever see. Yes, that is a true-to-life cake replica of a box of Popeye’s chicken, complete with a side order of cake beans and a fresh-baked cake biscuit. Gotta love the frosting hashtag. So 2013. #StayHungry? Oh we will, Mr. Jones. We will. Not sure what “Huncry” is, though. Cake frosting calligraphy fail alert. I think I’m just salty that I don’t get custom fast-food themed cakes.

Joe Long

Joe has been to Cooperstown once, but never NYC. As a broke college student, it doesn’t look like that will change for a while. In the meantime, he will use his extensive couch-potato skills and Wall-Street outsider perspective to bring loyal readers small doses of insanity every day. In return, he fully expects every reader to mail him gold coins. So, get on that.

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