Jon Stewart Creates New Campaign Slogan For Barack Obama: Pobody’s Nerfect

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Stewart took shots at the President, who claimed the health care website would be up and running by the end of November. “Yet it still continues to give people hepatitis,” Stewart joked. He proceeded to show a clip of Obama claiming that “nobody’s perfect.”

That wasn’t the slogan you campaigned on,” said Stewart.

Stewart added that, despite the president’s inability to effectively roll out the Affordable Health Care Act as intended, there’s still a silver lining.

Certainly, the rollout of the president’s signature health care law has been rocky. But at least it’s not Mayor-of-Toronto rocky,” Stewart said.

Earlier this week, Ford stood in front of the Toronto City Council and gave a shake performance. When asked if he’d purchased illegal drugs within the past two years, there was a long, awkward pause before he confidently answered, “Yes.”

For the record,” said Stewart, “The pause before Mayor Ford answered that factual yes or no question, was EIGHT seconds long!”