Get back to the hotel room and realize you’re out of rubbers. Never fear! Take a look in the mini bar and grab a “Help I’m Horny!” The natural latex condoms are now on sale at luxury hotels including select W hotels. But these aren’t just any condoms. Help Remedies—the OTC pharmaceutical company that manufactures “Help I’m Horny!” promises the rubbers are inconspicuous as possible.

“The context in which you discover a product is extremely important,” Help Remedies co-founder Richard Fine told Advertising Age, explaining why the company decided to go the hotel-distribution route for the new line, which he called “more special,” than a headache remedy.

“Help I’m Horny!” condoms are available through one other outlet. Potential customers can apply to purchase the product online by visiting the product’s Web site and completing a short survey.

“We’re not interested in making condoms for pedestrian, uninspired sex” Help Remedies co-founder Nathan Frank said. “We’re only interested in being a part of the best sex possible, which is why we’re working exclusively with luxury hotels at this time.”

The assessment asks applicants their favorite sexual position, to describe their genitals, to draw a scene from their most recent sexual dream and to name artifacts present during their most recent sexual encounter, among other personal questions.

The applications are actually reviewed through a rigorous process—Help Remedies employs a team of three to evaluation the submissions.

“We will award the product to those who have sexually inventive and impressive resumes,” said Fine.

Applicants deemed horny and risqué enough will be emailed a link to purchase two “Help I’m Horny!” thin, natural, lubricated latex condoms.

[Image via Help Im Horny]